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It's carol time with the boys! (including a brand new carol!) - Scottish or Canadian?
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It's carol time with the boys! (including a brand new carol!)
It's my third annual holiday carol posting. I hope you enjoy the new carol this year, as well as some new additions to "the classics";)

Here is wishing you all a wonderful holiday!!
(NOT worksafe:)

(but then again, when have *I* ever posted something that WAS worksafe???;)



New Carol!!! (including a guest appearance by a special friend. Thanks to jiggawha for the photo manip:)


"Hot Boys snogging by an open fire"
(To the tune of The Christmas Song (Chestnuts roasting)


Evil priests roasting on an open fire


Hot lava nipping at your toes.


Hayden in the air as he exchanges gun fire.


And Ewan trying to talk to goats.





Everybody knows Ewan/George and some mistletoe,
Help to make the season hot

Tiny tots, with their eyes all aglow
See Rudolph eaten when he gets in Bale's shot.





We know that Ewan is on his way;
His talent is loaded with lots of special goodies for us today

And every fangirl's world is gonna rock
When she sees her gift is Hayden's d*** in a box





And so I'm sorry about that missing plane

and the fact that your no-talent fiancee doesn't have a clue

Although its been said many times, many ways,
A very Merry Christmas to you







"The Most Wonderful Boys to Hold Dear"
(to the tune of The Most Wonderful Time of the Year)


They're the most wonderful boys to hold dear
with cupcakes who are growling

and Ewan's talent prowling

along with his rear

They're the most wonderful boys to hold dear.


It’s the hap-happiest fandom of all
With wee furry Fifi

And gay happy meetings

When friends come to call

It’s the hap-happiest fandom of all


There'll be parties for hosting,

marshmallows for toasting

and crotch shots we'd all like to bl...know.

There'll be scary fashion stories

and tales of the glories of galaxies long, long ago.



They're the most wonderful boys to hold dear.
There'll be much Hayden/Tove-ing

and lots of loud NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOing

when Joe takes girls from the rear

They're the most wonderful boys to hold dear.







HOTTIE JEDI SITHMAS (sung to the tune of “Holly Jolly Christmas”)

Have a hottie Jedi Sithmas
It’s the best time of the year
I don’t know if there’ll be snow
But here’s a shot of Curt’s rear



Have a hottie Jedi Sithmas
And when you walk down the street
Say hello to the consumptive ho,

And the boy who lost his feet.



Ho Ho, there goes Joe,
Well-hung as you can see.

Somebody waits for you,
Choke her once for me.



Have a hottie Jedi Sithmas
Sorry your girl fell off the pier

Oh by golly have a
Hottie Jedi Sithmas this year!






MY FAVORITE THINGS:


Raindrops on Obi

And half naked Ani with a blue mitten

Bright shiny mullets

And Hayden as Bob Dylan.

Hot sweaty Jedi all tied up in chains.


These are a few of my favorite things

Girls in pearl dresses

And glams who make passes

Hot boys in white tanks

And men with nice asses

Creamy fresh custard that melts on the floor

These are a few of the thing I adore.


When the saber bites

When the truth stings

When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don’t feel so bad.


Naked boys in bathtubs

And cupcakes to oogle

This pic of Lukey

Is just for obiwandoodle!!

Wild pigeons that fly

And a cute boy who sings

These are a few of my favorite things


When the saber bites,
When the truth sting,
when I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things



and then I don't feel so bad!


HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!:)
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Comments
alabaster_sin From: alabaster_sin Date: December 25th, 2009 01:44 am (UTC) (Link)
This post is made of awesome! :D
lealynnkenobi From: lealynnkenobi Date: December 25th, 2009 08:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hot sweaty Jedi all tied up in chains...

Oh yes, these are a few of MY favorite things.

:)

Merry Christmas! :D
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